August 2011
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"I do not understand...
doucheymedico:
“Not true, not true. We CAHN do lotsa shit. But we’ve got the choice not to… So we chose not te. There’s a noice big difference.” Capability over choice. Or rather… Convenience. Why do something when you could get something else to do it for you? And that was a testament to what people could do. Not that Worth would ever be capable of inventing a robot. But what he did, he did…...
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@Birdman-Kanon
birdman-kanon:
Kanon had just been walking around, minding his own buisness. Aah, he thought, what a relaxing and peaceful da—
‘Go die off somewhere!’ …Ok what the hell. He turned to see who or what had said that. A large robot…how ‘bout that. He had two options: Flee from the sight of it out of fear, or have a bit of mean-spirited fun and abuse the obvious fear of Birds. He walked closer to...
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((Gonna have sparse replies for about two weeks so I’ll get to all my replies when I can! Goodbye!))
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"I do not understand...
ironicblood-woodenlimbs:
Inwardly, that was what he wanted. To annoy, irritate, and irk others with his ironic countenance, and let the laughs roll in. Inwardly, of course. It would take a gog damn miracle to make Bro Strider laugh out loud. So, he appreciated his humor on the inside.
But that was what humans were good at. Idle chit-chat. Creating bonds. Forming connections with each other,...
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@Birdman-Kanon
GLaDOS had been simply minding her own business that morning, not really in the mood to interact with other people since finding a robot with any sense proved to be difficult. She could only count her lucky stars that Wheatley had only attempted to annoy her once.
This city was atrocious, from the events right down to the things that lived here. The AI felt no desire to really intermingle with...
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"I do not understand...
ironicblood-woodenlimbs:
Bro shrugged slightly. Inwardly, though, he was very pleased. So… even computers such as this one couldn’t understand his unique little brand of irony. Was that the case? Well, it certainly made this all the more amusing to Bro. He waited patiently for the robot to finish deleting data… or whatever it had been doing, before continuing on. “You done now? With…...
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"I do not understand...
doucheymedico:
Worth didn’t give a damn who or WHAT he chose to irk and piss off. He was just the sort of guy that liked to get under people’s skin, to see what’s there. It was fun. Really fun. Besides… the little tin can seemed to be understanding it from a very, very different viewpoint than his own. Oh… the joy.
“Nevah said you and all yer fucken’ tin can buddies were puttin’ those comments...
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doucheymedico:
Oh look, it’s a laugh track. Look at Worth’s face. Does he look bothered? Well, DOES HE??? … That was a rhetorical question so no more comments from the peanut gallery. He tapped his foot on the smooth pavement angrily. Worth had never liked computers, and this just compounded his belief that a computer was a stupid piece of electronic junk
“…… Wow, that’s fucken’ pathetic. You...
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"I do not understand...
ironicblood-woodenlimbs:
Poorly made human? Wow, what an uptight robot. And yet it was acting very much human… But no, Bro Strider kept his cool up, as well as that casual “broski” grin. “Nah… humans make the pollution, but we wash often.” Besides, robots could start rusting and looking like crap too, now, couldn’t they?
“Just… what you are. Killing a little bit of time.” Oh, how would she...
@Wheatley
i-am-not-a-moron asked you:HEH. Can’t get me now!
GLaDOS would have shuddered if it were possible, a groan eliciting from her speaker. “Oh great. The moron is here. I can’t wait for you to make my stay in this terrible place even more miserable.”
cybertronianprime started following you
cybertronianprime:
“GLaDOS,” the Prime repeated, also taking note of what it meant. It sounded like something humans would name a machine for. So was this manmade? He also took note of her heavily modulated voice, though it was not as robotic as Optimus initially thought it would be. This one had a personality, and wasn’t a mere sentient machine. It was alive, just like himself.
Optimus shook...
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"I do not understand...
doucheymedico:
Worth was pissed and hasn’t had a cigarette in several hours. Therefore, his temper and reasoning ability aren’t quite there. “Yeah, loik I’d even think ‘bout a response te an overgrown tin can. Least oi’m not the one who gives a damn ‘bout humans. If ye don’t loik us so much why the ‘ell are ye commentin’ on us, ah?” He’d go on with get a life, but computers weren’t alive so...
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"I do not understand...
ironicblood-woodenlimbs:
That’s because Bro isn’t your average human. It takes an awful lot to bother him, irritate him, or generally get him to go away. And that’s what makes him an asshole… and also adds to his ironic behavior. Pretending to be an idiot lets him get away with quite a few things.
“That’s because it’s the city. Cities are meant to smell, but you get used to it.” Wait a second…...
cybertronianprime started following you
cybertronianprime:
Optimus himself merely stared back down, unsure of how to approach this creature. ‘Creature’ and not a ‘machine’, since Optimus could actually sense a Spark within it. It was sentient, or at least he thought it was but it was definitely not Cybertronian. How peculiar, thought the Prime as he curiously bent down on one knee to get a better view of this thing. Optics blinked...
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cybertronianprime started following you
GLaDOS stared up at the much taller and definitely not human cyborg, unsure of how to react to it. Sure, it had to be much better than humans because it, well, wasn’t one, but that didn’t exactly mean it was trustworthy either. Just because Wheatley happened to be a core they had attached to her once didn’t mean he was a genius. No, far from it.
Either way, this robot could be...
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"I do not understand...
doucheymedico:
And then he began to scowl at the AI heavily. “Oi smell like whatevah the fuck I want ta, alroight?” As for being ugly as an ape… he wasn’t THAT bad-looking. He’d considered himself fairly good-looking, but that was a personal opinion so it didn’t count for much. “Least I’m not as ugly as yew, ya overgrown hunka metal!”
GLaDOS stared at the male, finding it hard to give a...
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"I do not understand...
ironicblood-woodenlimbs:
And Bro remained impassive behind his enormous shades, instead retaining that nice casual expression on his face. Oh… the sarcasm in that voice. For a computer, she seemed plenty snippy. But Bro dealt in irony, not sarcasm, so he just let it all go over his head… “Whatever you like.” A slight shrug.
“Technically… this IS controlled. We’re bein’ experimented on and...
((Alright, gonna head off. ; v; I’ll get to your replies later, okay? I’ll message you when I do <3 Goodnight!))
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doucheymedico:
“…. ‘M not fat ya talkin’ toaster.”
But Worth was everything else, yes. Incredibly filthy, enormously smelly, and terrifyingly gross. And he reveled in that. The worst human being to ever disgrace the term SCUMBAG. That was the Doc, alright.
But no fucking way he was gonna let some computer-thing insult him. The man had PRIDE, after all.
The AI looked at the male...
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"I do not understand...
ironicblood-woodenlimbs:
Bro is none of those things, truth be told. He was not smelly, fat, OR gross. But… he didn’t take offense, and kept his cool. Man, that was just how he rolled. Besides, he’s already met Optimus Prime, so robots don’t really scare him all that much. So, he let out that casual “broski” ironic grin, and nodded towards the robot. If she [he assumed it was female from the...
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"I do not understand...
why I must be surrounded by pathetic humans. That look weird. I was having a great time before I came here, you know. Being by myself, everything going the way I wanted it to… but now I’m stuck here. In a place filled with filthy humans.” GLaDOS ranted, hovering down the sidewalk and analyzing the go-abouts of this city for a certain annoying half-monster who made a deal with...
For GLaDOS
bloodthirstyhare:
….heh…
[Actually, rather then being irritated, she was amused. It was like a talking toy, those ones she’d seen when she walked by the toy stores. So instead she stepped a bit closer and reached out, poking the lens with her finger.] Hm.
[What a big toy though…]
GLaDOS quickly jerked her head backwards, not enjoying the touch one bit. “What do you think you’re...
For GLaDOS
bloodthirstyhare:
[stare. Odd….machine…thing….well. It just simply caught her attention. What was it…? Would it be able to read her notes if she tried to talk to it?]
The AI narrowed her lens, feeling the presence of another body gawking at her annoyingly. Really, this was getting old fast. GLaDOS turned to look at the girl, her golden optics scanning her head to toe before groaning. “Oh...
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possessiveshade:
[ For a hunk of metal, this one was actually pretty good. In the bad way, but that was still good to him. Bad and rotten things are always his favorite, and he sure was getting a kick out of this ‘bot. ]
You ain’t the first to say that to me, and I’ve shit bigger than you.
[ Robots? Yeah, he’s dealt with them in the post-apocalyptic world, and the old world. The modern one...
Hmm..[open RP]
scream-benihime:
“Ah why thank you.” He chuckled and blew off her insult tactfully. “It was a gift from an old friend of mine, I’m sure you’d love her. You two would have enough snark to take over the planet.” He took his hat off and brushed some invisible particles of dust off of it, smiling and taking great pride in the silly bucket hat.
It was interesting that he wasn’t really...
Ack- where'd all these people come from?
call-me-ven:
“You think about things too much,” Ventus chuckled. “There’s no real reason I have my hair like this, I just like it. That’s all.”
“I think too much? Well, yes I do. Much more than you, I’m sure. I mean, you obviously didn’t think about the outfit you’re currently wearing, or that awful hairdo that you actually enjoy. Typical.” GLaDOS looked...
To thec4k3isalie
foxinthesky:
“Well, as far as I know there are no pigs… however, foxes can fly! …and when I say foxes I really mean myself. Would you like a demonstration? Though yes, to most people Mobius is a really weird place…”
“………………………” GLaDOS stared at the animal oddly. “I really hate this place.” She mumbled quietly to...
Hmm..[open RP]
scream-benihime:
“How interesting. I am Kisuke, Kisuke Urahara. You may allocate my name as Kisuke, if that isn’t too taxing on your systems.” He said that with a tinge of sarcasm as the AI had been complaining about allocating things to her memory. He would have to remember this particular robot.
GLaDOS rolled her golden lens, almost huffing. “Believe me, I have an infinite amount of...
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possessiveshade:
[ He just raised a brow at her, folding his arms and giving an unamused look. Even with their new partnership he clearly started, they both had to deal with one another, but even so, he foresaw a greeeeat ‘friendship’. Plus, he liked her kind. Robot or not, whoever wasn’t a goodie-two-shoes were on his good side. ]
Ohhhh trust me, I know that all too well. Quite sickening,...
July 2011
26 posts
((Alright, I’m gonna log off for the night! I’ll put all the replies I owe out to you guys in my drafts and get to them later. Goodbye! Thanks for RPing with me!))
Ack- where'd all these people come from?
call-me-ven:
Ventus stared at the thing hovering above him. He knew that it was some sort of machine but it didn’t seem malevolent.
“Stinky? But I put on deodorant today…” Ventus said, sniffing his armpits.
“And you’re probably just as weird as I am.” He said with a friendly smile.
“Weird? I can certainly say that I am much better than any human that has the nerve to be next to...
To thec4k3isalie
foxinthesky:
“Hedgehog, actually” Tails explained. “He runs at the speed of sound. Hence his name.” Anywho, Tails wanted to know more about this AI. “So, if I may inquire, what does GLaDOS stand for? I’m always interested in new technology.”
GLaDOS let out an unnecessary and obnoxious sigh. “What is with everybody wanting to know my full name here? It’s not as if you’ll ever...
To thec4k3isalie
foxinthesky:
Tails smirked. “Smaller than a human’s? Oh how wrong you are. You see, I’ve made countless inventions. As well as I also outsmart Doctor Eggman, a crazy scientist bent on destroying my world. As for the name? That’s Sonic’s doing; he was the one that originally called me Tails, and it stuck ever since.”
“Amazingly, I am not surprised. Humans are quite stupid, so it was only...
Ack- where'd all these people come from?
call-me-ven:
Ventus looked around the crowd of new faces. He couldn’t help but feel a little bit overwhelmed but he decided to be strong and walked over to one of the buildings.
“There are so many people now…I wonder if they can all get along…hm…I guess that’s the point of the ‘experiment’ huh?”
Still feeling overwhelmed, he leaned against the wall and stared at the passing people.
...
Hmm..[open RP]
scream-benihime:
“I’d rather not.” He laughs again and sighs. “Oh you must excuse me, I meant to ask your name, oh dear my age is showing..” He chuckles awkwardly, rubbing the back of his head with a free hand.
“Showing as much as your ribs poking through your skin, I’m sure.” Why was everybody curious about her name? It wasn’t as if it would be useful to them. She had...
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foxinthesky:
Tails apparently seemed to have stumbled upon an AI. Huh. So technology was brought here too it seems. Interesting technology at that. Nevertheless, Tails hoped it was friendly. “Hello there! I am Miles Prower, though you can call me Tails!”
Why was there some little animal yelling for the AI’s attention? Her lens narrowed, watching how this strange animal seemed to...
Hmm..[open RP]
scream-benihime:
Kisuke chuckled and shrugged. “I assure you, there is no need for me to get thinner.” He pats the sides of his coat, revealing lots of air space disguising a thin lanky body.
“Are you assigned an identification number?”
“…well then eat a sandwich. You look grossly thin.” She always had to have some way to insult somebody.
“Identification number? No,...
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possessiveshade:
What am I? Kehkeh. Judging people by their appearance ain’t nice ya know.~
[ That almost made him cringe even though he was being sarcastic about it. The whole nice thing? Wasn’t him at all. Well.. what could he actually be now in this place? He had his body back after being just a Shade. But now.. this experimental place gave him one of those powers back to him. All of these...
claire-lightning-farron:
Lightning got sick of her little apartment and decided to go look around on the other levels of the building. She was deep in thought. The man on the intercom said something about finding an opponent in your sector and defeating them…meaning to “kill” them…? Why? She had no reason to want to hurt these people. This was different than back home. It wasn’t like she was...
Hmm..[open RP]
scream-benihime:
Kisuke couldn’t help but chuckle, a sleeved hand raising and unfurling a small fan to cover the lower half of his face as he laughed at the extreme oddness of this entire situation. A giant robot afraid of birds.
After a few moments he managed to regain control of himself and put the fan away smiling at the AI, “Is something the matter?”
Her head turned towards him. Her...
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bird birds bird chirp
possessiveshade:
Ohh, I am more than happy. However, if you fail me, the same can be said for you, too. Believe me or not, you better think carefully.
[ Poor bird. His foot then crushed it to death, kicking the dead corpse a few feet behind himself. No signs of any birds were around them both now. For GLaDOS, the coast was clear for now. ]
[ Rubbing his hands together, he took a step closer...
((Alright, I’m gonna head off of GLaDOS tonight. It was a blast RPing with you guys! Goodnight! I’ll be sure to get to any replies I miss the next time I log in!))
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bird birds bird chirp
possessiveshade:
Shut up and listen.
[ Holding the bird by a single wing, he held it above his head. It wiggled and struggled to break free, and it even pecked at his hand. It didn’t phase him in the slightest. He moved it side to side slowly as if it were some play-thing as he gave GLaDOS a more ‘serious’ look. ]
How about a trade? I’ll keep these birds away from ya if you do what I say...
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bird birds bird chirp
possessiveshade:
BAH HAH HAH HAH! Ohh this is simply great! This is even better than the last time!
[ Head turning just a bit to glance back at her over his shoulder, he smirked before turning his attention back to the bird that was freely flying about, getting a bit closer to the both of them. In an instant, he had the bird trapped within his palms, getting an idea in his head. ]
But they...
bird birds bird chirp
possessiveshade:
Bwah hah hah! You’re funny, very funny. I may just take a likin’ to ya, but I won’t. Name’s Tyrann.
[ Eyes looking in the direction of the small bird, he grinned a bit. Looking back at her, he had seen another one right behind her, casually flying towards the top of her head. Oh the laughter he held back in. Tyrann simply pointed out an index finger in the direction,...
Birds are evil. (Open post)
possessiveshade:
[ He sensed the hatred from GLaDOS, and it became pretty damn obvious too. That is something he loved and enjoyed seeing, so of course this will just make him keep going on with her. He didn’t care if it was a kid, machine, or even a talking animal. If only such technology as her existed way back in his world, things would’ve been pretty different. Well, somewhat, but still....
Hmm..[open RP]
scream-benihime:
“Ah..and the being exposes themselves.” He chuckles, turning to examine the….robot before him. Kisuke deadpans for a moment at the clearly robotic clapping, a soft sigh escaping from his lips, fingers tugging his characteristic green and white striped hat down over his eyes more. “Tell me, what is your primary objective robot.”
“My primary objective? Personally, I was...
Birds are evil. (Open post)
possessiveshade:
How flattering.
[ Golden eyes stared directly into her optic, a smug look appeared on his face. Oh yeah, she definitely had his interest now. Never had he seen such a design and machine such as this one. Chuckling, he simply gave the top of her a few pats before moving around to get a better look at her. ]
Interesting.. Ohh, how very interesting. Even with your pathetic fear...
Birds are evil. (Open post)
childhoodghost:
{ Menma eyed the robot curiously, a monkey? That made perfect sense. The sarcasm and mocking GLaDOS had just done flew over her head, crashing and burning into the ground behind them. So that was what she was doing! That was pretty cool for a robot! Maybe she wanted to be an animal because they were interesting! Menma also admired animals; but a robot was something else! } It’s...
Hmm..[open RP]
scream-benihime:
Kisuke felt eyes upon him, although he knew not what sort of being they belonged to. He paused in the spot where he stood, and rotated slowly in a circle trying to attain where the eyes were coming from.
He did not see Glados however, and yet remained standing where he was.
GLaDOS watched as the man circled in place a few times. If she had a mouth, she was sure the sight...
